Thursday, April 5, 2007

MBA - Master of Bad Activities....

There was a poor soul which breathed only dreams , not small ones but big ones ...........REALLY BIG ONES.....!!

After succesfully heaping a lot of failures and not wasting any one of them, he decided to take a PG course in Management..... (note: if at first you dont succeed, you try management) and he started to search for reputed institutes to start afresh in life........

I*** (reputed institutes in the previous para has no connection) invited him with a lot of bang...(the high tea and the "annual report of SA* (??????)" created a damn good opinion about the kind of ppl and the place).......... and gave him hopes that he's gonna join a elite group in preparing himself to be practising manager and businessman after a few yrs......

The first few days were the honeymoon period with all fun and no work.. little did he realize that the honeymoon period would last for almost more than 6 months... with very little knowledge gained , with no leadership and with a few wonderfull *******tes, ..........

OH NO.....!!the course is only for around one and half yrs.....

what could the poor soul do.......?? It made him to think about MBA...

Is MBA - Master of Business Administration or a degree to be admired and used only in marriage invitation.... or is it something else...??? If so, what is it...??
Is it solving case studies....?? (discussing other people's work)
Is it working in groups...?? (so that individuals could avoid blame)
Is it group discussions ......?? (to boast our knowledge)
Is it talking finance.....?? (finance guys always talk in decimals to prove they have a sense of humour)
Is is entrepreneurship.....?? ( what ship is it by the way...??)
Is it people management .......?? (baby-sitting..)
Is it marketing .........?? (Liar Liar)
Is it a placement agency...??

/// IS IT A COMBINATION OF ALL///..........???????

Or is Management just common sense....???

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2 comments:

Unknown said...

In financial terms "a USANCE BILL of a few lacs committed due to the lack of perception from the so called informative media(internet, print media, visual media) to reveal the REALITY BITE of uselessness and adding to the unfortune is the INVESTMENT of a few lacs along with TIME".

Unknown said...

am also caught in the MATRIX.